My Brain

So it's a little premature to declare myself as a good driver
But hell, there are some really bad drivers in Virginia.
Yesterday I drove down to Tysons Corner mall on my own, it was cool
I got there without any trouble, getting back was a little difficult.
The turn coming out of it, required me going across 4 lanes of traffic
to get to where I want, so I had a bit of a drive around.

Loops & loops later, I'm coming home on the toll road, at one stage
I need to go to the left lane, there's this big Cadillac about 10 feet behind
me to my left, and a car about 20 feet in front. So I decide I'll indicate left,
speed up and come in snugly behind the car in front.

Indicator goes on, check behind me, check in front, speed up, then a quick
shoulder, where I've noticed the cadi has speed up and is now behind my back wheel.
And starts hooting his horn preventing me from coming through. Then flies past me
and tail gates the car in front !!!. The complete as$h*l3, forced me to back into my
lane and his horn made me swerve.

Later that night I'm coming home from a drive through, only to see someone
come over the middle barrier, taking a sign with him and half his bumper.
He was 20 seconds away from hitting me and the pickups in front of me.
Thankfully there was a police car right behind me. Guy stumbled out of the car
and looked as drunk as a skunk.

Even though I've only been driving a week, and it's made a huge difference to my life
I'm now getting worried about all the dumb-asses driving around me.